a lifetime full of misadventures and terrible jokes

Things Natalie has said just tonight

iwannaseethereceipts:

“life is tough, some times you have to drink some wine”
“this tastes like barbecue sauce, because you know coke has all those spices and stuff in it”
“IT DOES”
Hey Natalie can you frown? “YEA I CAN SMILE REAL WELL”
“is two better then one?”
“it really does. I don’t want to talk about this anymore”

i love natalie more than i love myself.

5s

Baby’s day out

life updates,

+i love cha girls
+i am about to be a real-life manager, with a real-life salary paying job
+i am about to take a FUN mini roadtrip with the most important people currently in my life
+i am feeling crafty and excited about it
+i am still interesting in owning/loving a beagle, i think about it daily
+i am so proud of my mom
+i am soaking wet from this rain, i am fine with it
+i am funny, i am sleepy, i am happy

A funny dream

Just had a dream that Therapy on Valencia hosted a weekly ‘drop everything and read’ night, and they removed all of the clothing and nic-nacs with like bunk bed style cots. Everyone was reading Gary Paulsen’s Hatchet or a book that I apparently made up, called It Lies Beneath. In the dream I was walking by with Annabel and she said loudly “Awwwww man, I really needed some new Tom’s (the shoe) and proceeded to go inside and tip over all off the bunk beds with the people still in them. Weird.

painfully awkward at calling people’s references after interviewing them. “so do you think she was an uh awesome girl err employee?” embarrassing.

That wonderful moment when rich girl is the first song that comes up on pandora and you know it’s gunna be a good day.

so many.

so many.

none of this

none of this

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